people are poison
I cannot remember the books I’ve read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made me. Ralph Waldo Emerson (via feellng)

(via feellng)


"911 what’s your emergency?"

it’s….. the president… he hasn’t been online for over 4 months…. i don’t think he’s alive


(via salty-s-e-a)


tbh i can’t imagine changing my vocabulary when i get older and it’s so surreal
like i’ll meet my buddies at the shuffleboard place and i’ll be all “sup fucking nerds you’re gonna get wrecked”

(via asian)